Tuesday, July 31, 2012

The Elderly Assassin Of The City Market


If i were to give an advice to anyone who is going shopping tomorrow in Campia Turzii's Wednesday Market, it would be : whatever you are about to do, do not even think of stealing something.not for a second.Because her eyes are many and her ears are everywhere... even if her old age may have damaged some of her hearing abilities, she still has a knife she's not afraid to use and cut the throat of any pesky thief that may damage the market's integrity.Anyways....if you already made up your mind to go steal something... if caught, try throwing some money  when she's pointing at you... chances are she might be Jewish.








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